Land Of The Free “Idiot Spin” Max Win Certified Idiot Hall Of Fame!

Certified Idiot: Tim Naki

The thrilling moment you’ve been eagerly anticipating starts at 2:03:00 in the video, leading up to his Idiot Spins 57,000x max win.

This impressive run occurs just after the player narrowly missed out on clinching a $25,000 prize in the Degenerate Gambling League tournament after beating rival Captain Davo, a competition involving slot gameplay that’s as ridiculously entertaining as it sounds for those unfamiliar with it.

Leading up to this victory, there were some nail-biting moments. The player risked significant losses in a really stupid repetitive cube game, receiving only 20% returns on buys nearly 15 times in a row, followed by some truly desperate rounds in the Dead or a Wild Spins. These tense moments only added to the exhilaration of the subsequent winning streak.

Certified Idiot: Kern Coleman

This live stream is a perfect example of how fortune favors the foolish. Kern, clueless about the game’s mechanics, stumbled into this win, making it all the more jaw-dropping. How his household has not experienced a complete financial collapse with Kern holding the purse strings is a mystery greater than life itself.

In a classic foolhardy fashion, Kern managed to fritter away most, if not all, of his windfall in just a few days, including several unsuccessful attempts at more idiot spins. It seems knowing when to stop is not his strong suit. But don’t let Kern’s laughably poor judgment take away from the thrill of this win if it’s your first time viewing it. Despite his self-inflicted financial blunders, Kern still gets a kick out of his chat constant egging him on to go for more Idiot Spins in Land Of The Free – he never seems to learn.

The moment of misguided degenerate luck you’re looking for kicks off at 1:31:00 in the video.

The Colonel Has Gone Double Platinum

Kern strikes again.

In this bizzare stream Kern shameless shows off a c-ring that’d barely fit on your pinky, plays enough fruit party to make your eyes bleed as usual, and later his daughter comes on to tell chat how her father often shits himself – we’re starting to wonder if Nolimit City should have picked on New Zealand instead of West Virginia for a game about idiots.

Though we got to give it to Kern, he is solidifying his place as king of the idiots with yet another 57,000x win. Skip to 2:25:00 for the action. Kern retains a decent chunk of the winnings, though like a true idiot gives a good portion right back to casino within seconds.

We have a feeling Kern will be back again to prove his intellectual punting prowess once again, and perhaps will be the first to land an Idiot Spin max win during DGL competitive play.

Certified Idiot: Cody “XPosed”

One of the lesser satisfying videos on this list, as Cody’s balance was already at a 6 figure balance rather than a massive come back from a modest balance.

Cody is known for being one of the more annoying streamers. He surrounds himself with circle jerkers, he literally just finds strangers off the streets of russia to verbally cup his balls over the phone as he plays. His popularity avails due to his massive wagers and generous giveaways as he plays through huge sums of money every fricken day.

Cody is living proof that yes, you can buy friends.

The action leading up to the idiot spins max win begins at 3:07.

The notable part of this win is it is done on a bigger bet, with a payout of $600,000. Though the reaction is lack luster, he was about as excited about the max win as a OF “model” is about receiving her 5th phallus pic of the day.

Certified Bronze Idiot : JackCasinoGOD

Nothing better than a humble gambler with “GOD” in his username that spends your retirement savings in a span of 15 minutes without a second thought. If you haven’t felt poor today, get ready, because here’s your daily dose.

Even if he had gotten the 75,000x, not sure we’d count it just because when you have enough money to blow through $100,000 and then deposit $50,000 more just to see a feature, who the fuck really cares? Honestly.

Anyway, there was an attempt, and Jack’s win on 25,000x is still more than some 57,000x wins just because it’s a higher denom. But he does manage to blow an equal amount through the stream chasing, so doesn’t even walk away as a winner, sorta the definition of idiot spins.

Is it just us, or can you imagine Jack in a Purge movie… him in a mansion joyfully clapping when his family presents to him a poor family they bought for him as a gift to slaughter for pleasure? *momma, poppa! how did you know? Just what I wanted*